New Orleans, Monday Afternoon
May. 4th, 2026 09:45 amA fun fact about Erasmus: he owned a car! A car that had been taking up space in his mother's driveway since he went off to college, and even though it wasn't like he needed it on the island, she would like it gone, please. So yesterday he and his friends had portaled to his momma's house, been fussed over appropriately, and spent the night and been fed breakfast this morning before they had promptly headed out.
In the wrong direction, because New Orleans was right there and Erasmus knew his duties as Local Guide. They had like four more days after this to drive back to Maryland. It would be fine.
Now they were standing in the middle of the French Quarter as Erasmus tried really hard not to think about how much he was paying for the privilege of parking his car, and he asked, "Okay, what do we want to do? Bourbon Street is a hellhole." He was just getting that out there first thing.
((For those friends. NFB due to distance!))
In the wrong direction, because New Orleans was right there and Erasmus knew his duties as Local Guide. They had like four more days after this to drive back to Maryland. It would be fine.
Now they were standing in the middle of the French Quarter as Erasmus tried really hard not to think about how much he was paying for the privilege of parking his car, and he asked, "Okay, what do we want to do? Bourbon Street is a hellhole." He was just getting that out there first thing.
((For those friends. NFB due to distance!))
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Date: 2026-05-04 11:45 pm (UTC)"He is a little like one of those dogs that shiver a lot," Riri admitted. With love! She did it with love!
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Date: 2026-05-05 12:14 am (UTC)"Clearly we need to dress him in more little sweaters and knit booties," Arden said. Also with love!
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Date: 2026-05-05 12:15 am (UTC)"Another one of those really puffy jackets too."
Erasmus should be thrilled these were the friends he'd made.
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Date: 2026-05-05 12:19 am (UTC)"And one of those little hats with a pom-pom on the top!"
They were blessings. Both of them.
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Date: 2026-05-05 12:26 am (UTC)"A Bears one," Riri agreed immediately. Because it would be hilarious to her. And maybe only to her.
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Date: 2026-05-05 12:33 am (UTC)Arden eyed Erasmus. "Is this some weird Chicago sports joke? Or are we teasing him for being a twink?" Because, if so, she had a brother she needed to shop for.
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Date: 2026-05-05 12:37 am (UTC)Or just keep repressing.
"A little of both," Riri admitted. "But he'd blend in better if he wore it."
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Date: 2026-05-05 06:59 pm (UTC)"Do you wear Bears stuff...?"
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Date: 2026-05-05 08:41 pm (UTC)Did she care if they did bad? No. Because she was a proper Chicago fan.